Cock Smack O Lantern

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"

Yea, it was getting late so took that "Cock smack o lantern" home.

by Stigglyz June 22, 2011

douche smacker

Total moron; The type of person who comes across as both extremely corny while flat out idiotic.

Jerome approached a female half his age at the mall and said "Hey Wifey, I want to make beautiful music with you." An onlooker shook his head in disbelief and disgust and said tos his friend, "What a douche smacker."

by mysticblum3 July 18, 2012

bungle smack

The term bungle smack is simply another word for calling something stupid or calling someone a faggot.

Hey, Jackson Luther is a Bungle Smack

by Jackson Luther April 18, 2018

JUST SMACK IT!!!

Phrase invented by filmmaker Dan Mace. First featured on Casey Neistat's 368 vlog before Dan made a video about the phrase on his Youtube Channel.

Person 1: "I'm afraid to go on that rollercoaster."
Person 2: "Don't be, JUST SMACK IT!!!"

by Yourrealname121 January 15, 2019

National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

alpaca smacka

Female donkey punch from the front. This is where, during missionary, the female will distract the male with sexy banter and then surprise the male with a right (or left) hook to the temple. This prolongs the experience and further arouses the female who is into rough play. The male will often be disoriented and have to concentrate extra hard on the task at hand.

Yo! Did you hear about the Craig Machine? He took home that bar skank last night and in mid plow, that chic full on Alpaca Smacka’ed him! Almost broke his orbital socket. Make fun of him the next time you see him.

by The Iracorn February 24, 2023

Double Sack Taint Smack

When two guys are fucking the same girl, one in the front and one in the back, and their timing gets messed up leading them to smack eachothers balls on the girl's taint

Me and Jim were fucking this chick the other day and he screwed up the timing and we ended up doing the double sack taint smack!

by Corey3259 April 11, 2015