by D.C. babygirl July 9, 2006
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by Kevin Raymond April 3, 2008
Get the smuff mug.Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!
Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?
by crazy joe August 10, 2004
Get the sheffield wednesday band mug.You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only for the receiving party to let rip and spray shit all over the giver.
The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.
The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.
Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook in a Sheffield SickPie.
by KJK72 July 31, 2008
Get the Sheffield Shagpile mug.The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.
"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."
by wbeachdan April 17, 2008
Get the smuff mug.A small little football club who have been in the shadow of their rivals a MASSIVE club called Wednesday for many years. A fat little prick named billy sharp can be seen missing chances at their shithole stadium Bramhall lane
by Jonny big balls February 5, 2019
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