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Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills
by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018
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Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.
by QuacksO June 30, 2018
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Beef smears

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."
by Trinkets friend March 13, 2012
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Republican smear campaign

When Conservative guy lies on a dating app, and hooks with a liberal anti trump girl. right when he's about to cum he pulls out and shoots his load on her face while yelling "MAGA"!
I totally gave that blue haired girl a republican smear campaign last night.
by Rhocalicious March 2, 2025
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puddin smear

The name retards use for creamy juice stains in the panties.
girl : " last night I met this super hot dude and when I got home I had a major puddin smear."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."
by osirus mutha July 10, 2010
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doodoo smeared

Being doodoo smeared is a personification of the word in the sense that it represents being high but to the extent that it deletes your spine and causes one's face to fall between one's thighs into the toilet bowl in which they are currently sitting over and in which is full of "doodoo" per say. So, it means you're hella high.
Damn bro your doodoo smeared after one boof?!
by hentaidoujin February 27, 2021
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Smears McGee

A term used when a person “smears” a lot, to the point of absurdity, to learn what a smear is, check the definition on smear by this same author
Man1: look at Smears McGee over there
Man2: oh yea, I can tell he’s a smear by the smell
by AverageCanadian7567 August 17, 2023
mugGet the Smears McGeemug.

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