Smathering

When referring to or describing the amount of cheese one places on his bowl of chili or other chili like entrée.

"I placed just a smathering of cheese on my chili, so deal with it."

by ThePotentPiper October 13, 2014

Smartphone Slouch

The hunched over, slouched position one takes while texting on an iPhone, Blackberry, Smartphone or PDA device.

"I was driving by the high school and saw, like, ten kids doing The Smartphone Slouch at the bus stop."

by chieromancer May 17, 2011

smapk

A prison where the rules can make all the prisoners wants to commit suicide. Anyone who break the prison’s rules will be hang until the prisoners die. Whoever who makes a wrong behavior please dont choose to be inside this prison. You’ll regret.

A: Do you know smapk ?
B: Yes , the prison with a stupid principal right?
A: Absolutely ✨

by Jizmud December 31, 2017

Smath

n. A male sex god.

Holy shit that was good sex! Not as good as sex with Smath, not even close, really..

by Sphene January 4, 2004

SMAPxSMAP

SMAP`s TV show on MONDAY nights at 11pm on channel 3(just in my area-i think the network its on is NHK, maybe TV Tokyo).
Includes cooking, skits, dancing, and musical comedy sketches.

*you do not pronounce the "x", it is just said "SMAP SMAP" or in Japanese pronunciation "sumappusumappu"

Me: I gotta get home so I can watch eat dinner and watch SMAPxSMAP.
Miki: SMAPxSMAP? Yesterday.
Me: You mean it is on Monday? Not Tuesday?
Miki: Yes.
Me: Fuck.

by tanukisanyo May 10, 2005

smatter

semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it

I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face

by changus emangus March 9, 2008

smapdey

A man with out a penis......or at least a really small one.

"Man, smapdey has no penis!"

by Mr.Wang October 2, 2003