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Definitions by chieromancer

Paypal Polka 

The mishigas Paypal makes you go through when you change bank accounts.
Buyer: "Sorry it took so long to pay you. I changed banks and had to do 'The Paypal Polka.'"

Seller: "No worries. Been there, done that, sent the picture postcard. Thank you for your purchase."
Paypal Polka by chieromancer May 17, 2011

Smartphone Slouch 

The hunched over, slouched position one takes while texting on an iPhone, Blackberry, Smartphone or PDA device.
"I was driving by the high school and saw, like, ten kids doing The Smartphone Slouch at the bus stop."

Cougar Crush 

When an older woman has a crush on a much younger man.
Muriel:
"I've seen Twilight so many times, I think I've developed a Cougar Crush on Robert Pattinson even thought I'm old enough to be his grandmother."

Audrey:
"You're preaching to the Twi-Hard choir."
Cougar Crush by chieromancer July 16, 2010