shithooks

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

by 000 October 20, 2003

shith

1. In old colonial times, it was the correct way to spell what is now known as shit. It is a rather fancy way of expressing a feeling in where you have the need to curse.

shith thou shall cut off his head.

art thou deflowered. yes. shith.

by Ilikeshavecat21 April 13, 2010

Shithead

1. Someone who has has shit in their head instead of a brain like regular people.

2. Also someone with a considerably shitty personality.

That dude is such a shithead! He just pissed in the coffee machine in the break room!

by For Shizil My Nizil December 11, 2008

crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.

That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

Shithound

A person who enjoys sniffing their own crap when they are on the bowl.

The other day Rudi was telling me how bad the bathroom smelled after he finished talking a dump. I noticed that he really likes to smell his own crap. He must be a shithound.

by MattyG82 June 4, 2009

shithead

A head filled with shit,
Someone whose head is filled with shit

Joe is a shithead.
You have shit for brains, so you are a shithead.

by Tsu February 4, 2003

facebook shithead

Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!

Sue- "whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u".

Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"

Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"

by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013