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short stuff

the slang term used to identify a person of below average height. ridicule of their height.
person 1: hey man
person 2: hey what's happening, short stuff...
by The Godfather22 March 15, 2008
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short jabber

(noun) 1. A male who does not last long during sexual intercourse. 2. A person who ejaculates prematurely.

(verb) short jabbing The Act of prematurely ejaculating.
She said i last way longer than her last guy. I guess he was a short jabber.
by big.tee09 August 9, 2010
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Short Standursive

A writing style that combines standard, short hand, and cursive writing styles into one. Short standursive is usually found in college note taking.

Because each handwriting style is different, short standursive looks different for each person who uses it, thus making it nearly impossible for people other than the author to read the notes.
I borrowed Myra's notes but I couldn't read them because they were in short standursive.
by Captain_Frieda February 23, 2011
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Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price.
Reddit has been able to short squeezes big hedge funds with meme stocks
by Mrstonks January 28, 2021
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short man Syndrome

Usually a small male who feels the need to make up for his lack of height, ironically a big insecurity.

Common side effects:

Aggressiveness
Irritation
Arrogance

Doucheness
Cockiness ( often mistaken for confidence)
Feeling of inadequacy

Feeling of incompleteness
Lash outs
Feeling of not being respected

Paranoia (wonders if everyone thinks less of him)
Tough facial expressions (no smiles, raised brows)

Speaking with a deeper voice than usual
Being offended easily with a simple question

Walking with chest out

short man Syndrome (SMS) can have an impact on the friends and family of the person affected with SMS. Usually, taller patient men are nice enough to allow the affected individual to go through his episodes of insecurities at Christmas parties, gatherings, events, dinner, etc. This is allowed because the taller, patient, and kind man is smart enough to understand the serious effects that short man Syndrome can have.

short man Syndrome side effects is usually not seen and cannot be detected by women. Women have been known to interpret some of the side effects listed above as authentic and genuine.
Wife: my sister will be here and she’s bringing her boyfriend Eddie

Husband: oh ok, I’ll just remember to be patient with him because.. well.. you know

Wife: I told you before lol, short man syndrome isn’t a thing!

Husband: i don’t expect you to understand but trust me I know what I’m talking about
by ABetterProviderThanYou December 27, 2021
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short and curly

Her skirt is so short I can see the "Short and Curly"
by Buck_nekid April 17, 2006
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short bus

The bus i rode to school. Its a little bus for the special kids. We had lots of fun on that bus and you make good friends. People sometimes make fun of it but its really a cool bus. Its yellow.
by sonny vitale...... January 16, 2008
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