Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011

El Goonish Shive

A webcomic written by Daniel Shive that flawlessly blends cartoonish nonsense with an interesting, engaging plot.

It takes some pretty decent writing to make you actually empathize with the characters of any story. El Goonish Shive is the only webcomic to achieve this effect.

by The Gray Knight October 9, 2008

shivee

Pronounced 'shi-v'
When a girl wears a short skirt and tights and the bit on the tights where the two legs join is on show. This can happen when a girl in a miniskirt bends down, or her tights are too big/small. It is very unattractive, and takes away the effect of the miniskirt.

Example 1
*Top of tights is on show*
Girl One: Ew, that girl is doing a shivee.

Girl Two: Gross.

Example 2
*Very short skirt*
Girl 1: Hey, am I doing a shivee?
Girl 2: No, you're fine.

by partyatmyplace July 23, 2011

Shigeru Miyamoto

Noun. Mr. Nintendo. Sensei of the Video Game Dojo. One that is the Master of Nin-Ten-Do.

Shigeru Miyamoto is the guy behind the Mario and DK franchise.

by Bub September 29, 2004

Pole Shiner

One who sucks penis therefore leaving the shaft shimmery and shiny

Damnit! That fuckin pole shiner keeps spraying random shots across the map and killing me

by Muscle Militia January 3, 2009

shiterized

1, Gangstar word for shiting yourself

2, To release faecal matter from the anus with force, a necessity at a scat party

The tub girl shiterized herself

by Jon Bon Jovi June 11, 2006

shinerism

When a woman looks fit from behind, but then turns around and proves to be anything but.

That woman over there has a really bad case of shinerism!

by Cool Dude September 28, 2004