Jailhouse C-section

When a large inmate from state prison tears his victim a new hole with his enormous penis, but the victim manages to get the hole stitched up with surgery. Credit for this definition go to NovaWar from LAGTV

Big Bubba hulked over his roomate and told him "Imma give you a jailhouse C-section, com'here boi!

by Mr. Jurrrezzi November 3, 2012

Take several seats

Chill the fuck out and wait to be educated because clearly you outta line.

I hate black people

You need to take several seats

by Frackn April 25, 2020

butts in seats

(also "bums in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put butts in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 25, 2006

Homer Seckshwul

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

by Jon December 22, 2004

Rock Star Section

A particular section of a store which contains clothes designed for rock stars.

J.T. Arpent, aka airman, aka Big O, shops only in the rock star section

Arpent: "Where's the rock star section, yo?"

Rae: "Jason we're in Wal-Mart, they don't have a rock star section"

by Raised by a cup of coffee May 24, 2004

surprise butt secks

An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).

You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.

PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....

surprise butt secks

by MrXman September 20, 2010

Sector 18

Market in Noida, U.P., India.

Women: Where is Sector 18 market?
Man: Bitch its in Noida

by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006