Scrunchinking

The shrinking and scrunching of the sac imminent to or during the excretion of fecal matter.

I needed to poop so badly my sac was scrunchinking!

by Icknay42 November 28, 2011

Shmunchies

When you have to poop, but also have the munchies

Peter: Why are you bringing snacks into the bathroom?

Chris: I have a bad case of the shmunchies, see you in a few hours.

by mmcgov233 October 23, 2014

Crunchies

Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.

Guy 1: Man, I got the crunchies from smoking that cig in the car....
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm starving....

by KaiserX July 22, 2015

crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.

Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.

by Fractious1 November 30, 2017

scrunchions

The awesome little bits of something at the bottom of the bag.

Man I love chip scrunchions.

by cmquesnel May 23, 2018

Crunchies

When you’re crossed and craving an in-n-out double double and fries or something with an equally high amount of calories.

Bro, I just took like 9 shots, and that edible is hitting me rigHT NOW.. bruh I’m gonna have the crunchies.

by Anderews February 9, 2019

Scrunchika

A trailblazing sportswoman who becomes the best version of herself wearing a Scrunchiko.

“WOW! Who’s that girl who just made that huge hit-up on the field?”
“She looks so fierce and confident, she must be a Scrunchika!?”

by Scrunchiko February 21, 2020