The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
Get the scrambled egg hairmug. The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.
I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023
Get the ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGSmug. A game where 2-4 players make a character together with each player drawing a certain part of the body. These being head, body, legs and feet. I will now explain how to play.
First you will need:
-pen or pencil
-paper (make it into a rectangular strip)
-family or friends (2-4)
Decide what part each a person is drawing. The order of play is always head, body, legs then lastly feet.
Once the part of the body is drawn (with gap(s) at the bottom of the drawing so each part is connected), fold the paper to cover the part of the body while still leaving the sides of the gap visible then fold it to the back (like your zigzagging the paper).
Once the last body part is done, choose someone to reveal the horrible amalgamation you all have made and unfold the strip of paper.
Drawing can be detailed, simple or as inappropriate as possible.
Enjoy!
First you will need:
-pen or pencil
-paper (make it into a rectangular strip)
-family or friends (2-4)
Decide what part each a person is drawing. The order of play is always head, body, legs then lastly feet.
Once the part of the body is drawn (with gap(s) at the bottom of the drawing so each part is connected), fold the paper to cover the part of the body while still leaving the sides of the gap visible then fold it to the back (like your zigzagging the paper).
Once the last body part is done, choose someone to reveal the horrible amalgamation you all have made and unfold the strip of paper.
Drawing can be detailed, simple or as inappropriate as possible.
Enjoy!
by M4R1_Void December 24, 2022
Get the Character Scramblemug. 
Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
Get the Scrambled Eggsmug. Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
by Flaagens March 6, 2014
Get the Reverse Scrambled Eggmug. Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.
While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.
by QuacksO February 27, 2019
Get the commercials-interlude scramblemug.