sams cock

Reference to a very little penis, one that may be found sitting lonely in a corner at a phish concert.

I'm not sleeping with him, last guy i slept with from a anime convention had a sams cock.

by Anonymous561 July 8, 2011

samson

sweet man.
from regina spektor's song- "samson"

"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"

by ___emily May 24, 2007

SamSilverman

The lint that collects at the top of your butthole.

Dude I had such a SamSilverman last night.

OR

Dude. Your SamSilverman is showing.

by Sexybabe1233212333123123123123 May 9, 2010

Samsung Fanboys

Fans that are totally braindead and would defend samsung at any will and cost and raid anyones justifiable opinion against their products. They spend most on their time on their plastic and metal just sitting hours all day and talking shit about apple users and how they financially idiots they are yet most samsung fanboys would go out buy a new samsung without good consideration of products true worth. they’re the most annoying people to exist

Samsung Fanboys: yeah i got the new 30000$ ICondom Ultra 6G Galaxy Pen S.E.X
Person: Yeah who cares get what to pay for
Samsung Fanboy: OMG lol ur a stupid iSheep Apple is trash cause don’t have customizability

Person: Ecosystem is Convenient
Samsung Fanboys: ahh stfu go suck on apple cock and the iphone 12 has weak batteries and has no Customizability

Person: Samsung Fanboy detected

by weebsjustsuck November 25, 2020

Saras

Made up of sarcasm and puns

This is so sarasly

by Pseuuudonym March 12, 2018

Samsung galaxy s23

A pretty impressive phone and worthy rival to apples iPhone

Samsung galaxy s23 looks pretty damn gorgeous and versatile in terms of its features, it’s not surprise why apples iPhone gets nervous around it

by Dontaskaboutmyfish November 3, 2022

Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.

(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.

by adasdfsdg May 10, 2011