by Sir Real Eyroni October 18, 2008
Get the Sammich mug.a Sammita is a girl typically known for being bubbly and sweet. a Sammita has an obsession with all things cute and fuzzy, like puppies, kitties, pygmy puffs, and just about any other type of animal in baby form. Sammitas are perpetually late beings, often seen running to get places. Due to their wardrobe of very bright colored clothing, purses, backpacks, and accessories, Sammitas are often descibed as "berries". Ye be warned, do not approach a Sammita empty handed - it's best to always be prepared for a Sammita encounter. If you so happen to meet a Sammita, present her with old fashioned grandpa candies (Andes mints, Frangos chocolates) Caramellos and cookies. Sammitas use cutesy adjectives and are prone to random outbursts of squeals and giggles.
This calendar of puppies is so cute, Sammita would love it.
That girl with the bright purple backpack is such a Sammita.
That girl with the bright purple backpack is such a Sammita.
by arnold pygmy puff September 18, 2011
Get the Sammita mug."Alright there are two factors you must be careful about, the piss factor, which is when you go on a ride and it goes high and drops, you pee in your pants.Then There is the Sami Factor...."
"I don't want to know about that one.."
"I did half of the sami factor"
"I don't want to know about that one.."
"I did half of the sami factor"
by DuecheBag July 5, 2006
Get the The Sami Factor mug.A female who makes sammiches. A sammich wench (sometimes shortened to sammwench) is often a woman who is under the impression that she has liberty, but who is truly enslaved by a hungry male friend.
I once had a Sammich wench. But then one day I sent her to the store for more bread, and she was never seen again.
by Duchess WINston. July 8, 2011
Get the Sammich Wench mug.A girl who is so skinny you think someone aught to stop and give her a samich. Generally meant to be descriptive rather than an insult or compliment. Derives from a decriptive conversation; you know that skinny girl, we're talking real skinny, someone give that girl a samich skinny...
I was at the video store the other day and that samich girl was working again; it reminded me I had to stop at Subway on the way home.
by Captain Jack Beachlife October 1, 2007
Get the samich girl mug.Has a massive dick and is ready for action he is the 2nd most sexiest man after Edon he will treat you like a real woman and is a gentleman if you have the opportunity to have sex it is at you're risk because it is so big.
Daniel "why is it so big"
Sami"it is not for you it's for girls only"
Megan "I'm hungry can you come to the toilet and feed me you're banana"
Sami"it is not for you it's for girls only"
Megan "I'm hungry can you come to the toilet and feed me you're banana"
by Qejkfkgnng January 5, 2019
Get the Sami mug.When divers pull out their sammies in a "duel position" , and start slapping each other, seeing who will give up first. See sammie slap.
by Creepy Coach March 2, 2009
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