religious bigot

"Religious bigot" is a term used to stigmatize people that pose irrefutably good arguments as to why organized religions are antisocial institutions and harmful to humanity. Otherwise known as an "Ad Hominem," people from religious orientations often attack the people making arguments against their beliefs as opposed to their actual arguments.

1. "John says that my religion is destructive to humanity."
2. "John is a religious bigot, and likes to masturbate to furry porn."
3. "Therefore, John's argument is false. How could you trust a bigot that faps to furries?"

And so on.

by Jack M. Snow May 24, 2008

lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Religious Reich

Not content to refer to those who disagree with them as the "Religious Right" or "Christian Right", some moonbats demonize their adversaries further by referring to them as the "Religious Reich".

As far as I can tell, Isaac Bonewits was the one who coined the term 'Religious Reich'.

by Gahmuret January 22, 2007

religious journey

A trip to the lavatory for various excretory purposes. Used as an explanation as to why you are leaving for a short while, without being explicit about it. May be abbreviated to "rj" when expressed over an instant messenger.

Excuse me for a minute, I have to go take a religious journey.

by Cicada M. January 20, 2009

Ralicious

Something strangely good; something that is hard to believe to be good

Person 1: "This food combo is ralicious, dude!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I was real skeptical before trying it!"

by cupcakedevourer August 25, 2023

religious burn

(1) slang: to disrespect someone (to diss)with a spiritual twist; to make fun of someone using religion or religious person(s)
(2) Creating of the ashes from palm frawns
(3) Smoking of marijuana or tobacco at specific time and place and savoring the experience.

If your friend says she hasn't been to church in a long time and is thinking about going back. You would say, "Did Jesus just think about dying for your sins?"

Dude that guy just took a smoke break and the way he savored that deathstick, it was a religious burn.

by HarveyB November 16, 2007

radlicious

a term derived from the word rad (or radular) and delicious...out 'em together, and you get radlicious!

your new haircut is radlicious!

by rockabella xoxox March 31, 2008