Ryan

Crackhead. Like he might do drugs. Or he drank two megatons of coffee

RUN ITS RYAN
REEEEE

by NotoriousTable April 15, 2020

Ryan

will always get you food and will run 52.65 miles to get a jacket, earphones, or blankets and pillows. likes to roast people even though he is roasting them for things he does #OopsISaidIt

Ryan: "Wow you lost your wallet again? You need to get your life together"
Friend #1: "Did I tell you Ryan lost his wallet?"
Friend who lost her wallet: "Omg!"
Ryan: "But that's different"

by walletgirl March 20, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is the type of person who will like a girl named Mary but once he gets rejected he will say to himself “I thought we were gonna have sex...” and then cry in the corner for about 24 hours

Ryan: Mary will you be my girlfriend

Mary: Hell no brown ass beaner get your Walmart brand Michael Jackson looking ass out of here damn you ugly ass hell!

Ryan Pepe: Slowly flops down

by SugMyDig August 28, 2019

Ryan

That guy who's pretty much as rad as it gets. Down to rave on days that end in -y. Proficient with the fidget spinner. Always has fresh memes on deck. Constantly yearns for the sickest monitor setup in all the land. Even his pets radiate an aura of overall coolness. If you know a Ryan, you know that a guy with this much style can make Han Solo look like Steve Urkel.

Person 1: Hey are you coming to my party on Saturday?
Person 2: I dunno brotato chip, is Ryan gonna be there?
Person 1: I dunno Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean; I haven't asked him yet.
Person 2: Man, you know the party doesn't start until Ryan shows up.

by liltree November 30, 2017

Ryan

the queen of heaven

Give thanks to Ryan

by ld.snfias June 6, 2018

Ryan

Hes the kind of guy who can and will love you with all his heart. Hes sweet, kind and funny. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Hes not afraid to try new things, is usually down for anything. Hes fun to be around and talk to. When he smiles, his eyes light up. That darn smile of his. Hes warm, kind hearted and makes you feel safe. Hes athletic, smart and of course, muscular and attractive. Hes very talented and a bit competetive, but is not a sore loser (well maybe sometimes). Ryan loves to talk and can talk all day. Ryan also loves to sing, its one of his many talents. He is patient and will take the time to teach you new things. His black fluffy hair makes you wish he wouldnt cut it, but what can you do, he likes trying new haircuts. Ryan loves his family and friends. Is someone you can rely on, to be there when you need a shoulder to lean on. His only down side: he can be a bit stubborn (but not always). Hes an all around amazing guy and friend...

I just love talking to Ryan

by Crush7628 January 5, 2022

Ryan

Coder and godly basketball player. The name Ryan is used for only those who are super cool kids.

Ryan is the greatest of all time.

by Mirriam Webster Dictionary October 9, 2019