The insertion of one's ballsac into a woman's anus, getting the ballsac covered in "chocolate", and slapping it around on her, usually on the face.
-Damn dude I freaked that bitch out. I took my nuts on a little trip to her chocolate factory and Russell Stovered her in the face.
-Awwwwwwh, Karl!!! Nuts in the asshole!! Now why don't you just Russell Stovah all over that ho!!!!!!!!!!
-Awwwwwwh, Karl!!! Nuts in the asshole!! Now why don't you just Russell Stovah all over that ho!!!!!!!!!!
by The Cleveland Steamer October 04, 2005
A Noxious Oily Parastic Secretion found between the Buttocks of Z-List celebrities like Jonathon R(w)oss. A person afflicted with Russell Brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.
Reporter: 'Man, whats that evil stench?'
Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.
Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'
Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!
Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.
Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'
Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!
by Simon Cowells Underpants January 07, 2010
Not to be confused with actor Russell Crowe, this is a slang word for marijuana aka chronic. chronic shortened to chro, making a nice code word for phone calls.
by phatzane® January 14, 2005
For My Beloved Actor, Russel Crowe, on His 51st Birthday
Not that I've seen you
Not that I've known you
But the happiest birthday, I wish you
As this is the way I know you:
You are a vivid dream in " A Beautiful Mind"
You are a " Man of Steel" in a " Broken City"
You are "Robin Hood" for " Les Miserables"
You are a " Gladiator" in a " State of Play"
You are " Cinerella Man" in " A Good Year"
You are "The Insider" in "L.A. Confidential"
You are " Proof of Life" in a " Body of Lies"
You are an " American Gangster" on " 3:10 to Yuma"
Who is all "Tenderness" while " Breaking Up"
But " Master and Commander" " The Next Three Days" when " Heaven's Burning"
And then again who is " The Water Diviner" but you,
To save all living things, as did " Noah"?
So you see I know you, though I haven't seen you!
And this I have written for Charly and Tennyson
To read on cold days as a " Winter's Tale"
For their kids to be proud of you
And love you as I do!
With your bow and arrow
One day you aimed at my heart, Russel Crowe
As did Cupid,
And got the poet out of me,
So let me enjoy the honor, Sir
To call you Robin Russel Hood!
Afrooz Jafarinoor
April 7, 2015
Iran
Not that I've seen you
Not that I've known you
But the happiest birthday, I wish you
As this is the way I know you:
You are a vivid dream in " A Beautiful Mind"
You are a " Man of Steel" in a " Broken City"
You are "Robin Hood" for " Les Miserables"
You are a " Gladiator" in a " State of Play"
You are " Cinerella Man" in " A Good Year"
You are "The Insider" in "L.A. Confidential"
You are " Proof of Life" in a " Body of Lies"
You are an " American Gangster" on " 3:10 to Yuma"
Who is all "Tenderness" while " Breaking Up"
But " Master and Commander" " The Next Three Days" when " Heaven's Burning"
And then again who is " The Water Diviner" but you,
To save all living things, as did " Noah"?
So you see I know you, though I haven't seen you!
And this I have written for Charly and Tennyson
To read on cold days as a " Winter's Tale"
For their kids to be proud of you
And love you as I do!
With your bow and arrow
One day you aimed at my heart, Russel Crowe
As did Cupid,
And got the poet out of me,
So let me enjoy the honor, Sir
To call you Robin Russel Hood!
Afrooz Jafarinoor
April 7, 2015
Iran
by A Persian Fan May 28, 2015
"I'd give her The Jack Russell, lad"
or
"I'd be up the back of her like The Jack Russell"
or
"I heard John give Amie The Jack Russell, last Friday"
or
"I'd be up the back of her like The Jack Russell"
or
"I heard John give Amie The Jack Russell, last Friday"
by ZPL400 January 23, 2015
Royal Russell is actually a calm school except for the fact of one girl in year 9 21/22 class. Her mouth is big and she’s clapped on the low but ya know no one will tell her that anyway the schools actually decent it’s just that one blabber mouth girl in Buchanan but ye:)
by Bigdickdaddy16637373 October 11, 2021
the better one of the sydney’s. sydney russell is an amazing person and who truly cares about the people around her. unlike the other sydney’s her friends and family can count on her to be there at all times and will drop anything to be with the people she cares about the most!! i highly suggest being THIS sydney’s friend because she’s loyal, kind, beautiful, and an overall amazing person. sydney russell does NOT forget about her friends and she does NOT use them. she is a great person to talk to and will keep up a convo w u for 24 hours. she’s just so great. be like sydney russell.
person 1: oh my god sydney russell is so nice!! she made me feel better when i was sad and she never left my side.
person 2: yeah for real!! she’s so much nicer than the other sydney’s i swear!!!!
person 2: yeah for real!! she’s so much nicer than the other sydney’s i swear!!!!
by no bitches allowed October 12, 2020