retro-wanking

This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.

"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."

by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007

Mercury in retrograde

A woman is acting strangely because she is menstruating. It is believed in astrology that Mercury being in retrograde motion cause people, particularly women, to behave oddly.

Hey Greg, Sarah is bonkers today. Is Mercury in retrograde?

by Jezzmund April 27, 2017

retrofunky

A combonation of retro and funky fused into one word used to describe retro music that is of the funk type.

"Hey, did hear this awesome song on the radio?"
"No, what does it sound like?"
"It's retrofunky!"

by funkmastah9 October 8, 2005

retrocrastination

The act of delaying the completion of necessary tasks by occupying oneself with past/archaic entertainment media.
For example, the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) A.K.A Famicom is one such medium with which retrocrastination is popular.
-Approximately 28% of all use of Nintendo Entertainment Systems is due to retrocrastination.

"Man, why the flip did I fail my flippin exam!? I thought I aced that shit!"
"Retrocrastination, dude. You've been playing Super Dodgeball and Excitebike all week."

by Robonaut December 26, 2006

retrodoxy

retrospective doctrine... kinda like having an oldschool faith or looking back into the doctrines. usually used in a religious matter.... also a venue

hey joe, you goin to the retrodoxy tonight?

by josh snodgrass July 4, 2007

Retrogroove

A very good, very chic phrase, item or fashion reminiscent of the past.

Nothing says retrogroove more than a IBM pc.
'Bounder' is just so British retrogroove, it hurts.

by Bender_Manbot August 10, 2010

Retro-book

When the internet at Strathclyde University is so slow that Facebook just comes up as a list of links!

Awww fuck I'm on Retro-book again! REFRESH!

by Bro:! November 21, 2010