Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age

She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.

by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019

round as a pound

colloquial saying establishing the round shape of an object in comparison to the shape of the British pound coin.

That orange is as round as a pound.

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My round

My round means my friend, partner, pr running mate

That dude is my round right there

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round food

the pinnacle name for the round circular object know as pizza. Very good at giving your atoms the many nourishment that i do so require to continue attempting suicide.

oi bruv mums just made some banging, exsqusite round food. wanna take a bite fam?

by TheRoundFoodConnoisseur June 1, 2020

Pulling Rounds

Pulling rounds basically means "masturbate".

It is a term popularized by learners at Delta Secondary School Windhoek and it is a term mainly used in Namibia among the youth.

E.g. " I caught Marlon pulling rounds while he was watching pornography"

by The Other Other Guy November 17, 2013

Round Mexican

Another term for a columbian.

My dumb-fuck friend Joseph is a round Mexican.

by CarCarCar January 18, 2022

explosive rounds

A type of moist, mass dense fart that brews in your system when you least wanted to. often a result of insufficient wiping prior to going about daily business. the formation of butt cheese. despite the entire process being completely intestinal, leftover bits from stools past may attribute to the Skid marks left in the wake of the blast, providing for an unpleasant experience, both social and private.

"Oh god man, what happened at the all you can eat Mexican buffet, let's just say I loaded some explosive rounds.

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