Root wonder

A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition
It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!
by Winter of '85 June 04, 2018
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Root Swinger

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.
"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016
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root tugger

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.
by ralf May 16, 2004
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Talking to the root

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".
by Unibomber June 11, 2004
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salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.
"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."
by saltyrootscrew November 09, 2011
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Nappy Roots

An underrated alternative rap group from Kentucky, formerly consisting of R Prophet, Big V, Skinny Deville, Ron Clutch, Fish Scales, and B Stille. R Prophet and Big V have left the group, leaving 4 members left.

Makes very good music that makes people believe in hip hop again, unlike those fake mainstream rappers. Their lyrics contain minimal cussing yet their flow is really good. They were a best selling group in 2002, but many people are starting to forget them.

Bottom line: Listen to Nappy Roots more.
John: I don't like how many rappers nowadays are fake and always talk about weed and hoes.

Susan: Listen to Nappy Roots! There a really good rap group

Good Nappy Roots songs: How I Do, Awnaw, Good Day, Po' Folks, The People
by realacy November 23, 2014
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snot root

South Australian slang for the act of picking your nose.
She caught me having a snot root.
by Mykro76 April 07, 2010
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