root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by ralf May 16, 2004

deep root

When a person sticks their tongue so far in your mouth you can feel it in your throat

The girl I got with deep rooted me.

by Defintion God42 December 30, 2016

Root canal

A way to fix a cracked tooth
A type of treatment/tooth surgery

I think my teeth cracked gonna have to go to the dentist and get a root canal

by Slowpro June 20, 2021

salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.

"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."

by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011

Root Swinger

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.

"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"

by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016

root-honk

(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a jizzrod. Typically performed by prostitutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.

I picked up this dirty whore over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. Finally she showed me her shaved snatch, and there it went!

by the big dog July 12, 2006

Talking to the root

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

by Unibomber June 11, 2004