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John Rod

John Rod is a bit playboy. Beware of him because he might break your heart. But if you made him fall in love, there's definitely no turning back.

John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.

John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.

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by Craeg.v.c June 8, 2021
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Rod Ramming

Very similar to a jousting match during the medieval era, but using penises instead of large, metal spears. Two men will charge at each other naked with their hands tied behind their backs and massive erections. The winner is decided when a man gets hit so incredibly hard by the other man's erection that he falls over.
Jim and Dan both wanted something, so to decide who gets what they want they both agreed to a Rod Ramming match.
by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015
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Rod Hull

A 'Rod Hull' is the act of falling off something and usually dying in the process. The 'Full Rod Hull' is falling off your roof whilst fixing a television aerial.
"I did a Rod Hull off the kitchen counter last night"
"Did you die"
"Not quite"
by William Bixby January 2, 2009
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Blazing the rod

Can be used to describe a tingling feeling in the penile area and you getting horny for blaze rods up your ass which acoording to calculations should be about 40 cm's long and 2 meters in width.
by VenomGaming661 November 29, 2019
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stink rod

A alternative word for feces. Signifies excrement that is rather harsh/brute.
Someone neglected to flush that nasty "stink rod" down the toilet.
by maxrate September 26, 2010
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flesh rod

term describing penis
'bend over and i'll stick my flesh rod in yo' ass'
by Luke Webber May 17, 2005
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wrinkle rod

The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!
Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!
by Blue muffin December 15, 2017
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