receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

by pikachizzle November 30, 2011

retextulous

Texting 7 messages or more when one short phone conversation will do.

Eric is always being retextulous. I always try to have a phone conversation with him but he insists on texting.

by bob the boulder April 9, 2013

Reterritorize

Reclaiming territory that was once yours but no longer.

Miki, the oldest dog, has reterritorize the area's the younger dog, Stori, had been making.

by Reterritorize March 10, 2017

retekio

Retekio is some one who will substitute you into something you were doing for a while.

Last night came my retekio and set me free from my duty.

by Heliox18 August 1, 2017

retesticle

Right testicle

What a nice retesticle

by WOWhi October 6, 2017

Retentious

Present tense, adj. to be retaining fluids in your body.

“ I am a bit retentious due to the carb load I had yesterday”

by Sardella September 12, 2018

Retea

When you're elevated to the point of something no longer gets retweeted, but retea'd.

I was about to retea that shit, but it said I was banned.....

by Rawrb October 22, 2019