Release The Kraken

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

by The Zohon January 4, 2015

release dat

When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish

Vikings season 4 release dat

by Kinn Notap January 28, 2016

release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.

While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

Release the Drone

A phrase spoken by Charles Stiles in an episode of "Mystery Diners", a show lauded by acclaimed critic Ralph Sepe.

Release the Drone

by j@mbo February 10, 2021

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022

double release

When you masturbate on the toilet and empty your bowel the same time as ejaculation.

Dave has a sh!t and wank to double release

by pukey pants head December 4, 2013

beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.

I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts

by #uberdyke August 5, 2017