retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School

"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence

by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017

Retardary

The lack of using any common sense or smarts at all.

He would have gotten the job if he wasn't using retardary.

by Creatieelement August 4, 2019

retardation

Retard: a utterly stupid ass dumbass person, eg. rakamafaze-XBOX, a stupid moron who knows NOTHING about anything and who plays call of duty bo3 trying to get round 100, dumbass dickhead.

Mason: ugh Kacey you fucking retardation kill yourself!!
Kacey: its retard you fucking specy.

by the boss MTG August 14, 2023

Crippling Retardation

The point when a person goes beyond retarded and is legally crippled

Doctor: damn, so you do have Crippling Retardation
Me: Ooga Booga tree go brown

by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020

recarded

When a bar and/or restaurant asks to see your ID, even when you are very obviously over the age of twenty one. For instance, if you see a man in his late sixties being asked to show his driver's licence to buy a Bud Light.

Server: "Excuse me sir, may I see your ID."
Customer: "I'm seventy-two...I can guarantee you I'm old enough to drink."
Server: "Yes, I know, but it's company policy."
Customer: "This is recarded."

by Clarington Hedgewater September 20, 2011

retardaway look

Similar in nature to the 'faraway look' (she was pretty from far away, but up close she is sort of ugly). The retardaway look is where someone looks like a retard from far away, but up close looks pretty normal.

"I was in Wal Mart yesterday and there was this guy with the retardaway look working the door. From far away he looked like a retard, but when I got close he looked pretty normal."

by T_C_D November 19, 2007

retardation

1) another person putting his wants before his needs stemming from a lack of common sense. 2) situation involving one party being screwed for another's gain, commonly financial.

EXAMPLE 1

Man 1: Yesterday, my cousin's electricity was shut off since he wasn't paying the bill. This morning he went into debt to buy a $3000 HD television.

Man 2: Retardation... he seems to enjoy being a worthless bum.

EXAMPLE 2

Man 1: I have completed every single upper-level course required for my Multimedia Technologies degree and the college says I can't graduate until I take Intro to Windows.

Man 2: Retardation, dude. They just want your money.

by AdamG March 11, 2008