realassfriendphobic

Being afraid of having a real ass friend.

Man you realassfriendphobic

by Master Froshi February 8, 2021

Relish Delight

While performing oral sex, the woman throws up in her mouth while the man ejaculates swallowing both at the same time

Did you hear? Sam gave a guy a Relish Delight in the Primanti’s parking lot!

by Relish Delight Queen June 4, 2021

Realshed

A word you use to mess with people named tommy

Me: Realshed

Tommy: wtf is Realshed

by EVETTYSPAGETTI September 27, 2023

The Reality Complex

"The Reality Complex" is an elicitation of the mind when one realizes modernity and adaptation to any inhabitance or condition is why they follow current society. The population whom are affected by this may cause havoc and malfeasance, such as homicide whenever contradicted with on whether they like of their interests.
A commonplace synonym to, "The Reality Complex" can be as anything basic as a cognitive infection. People may gain symptoms such as mental deficiency, confusion between homophone spellings, as well as meaningless pictures of food and wine on Instagram.

Person A.) I'm going to Trickshot and Hashtag the whole world until it's a pestering epidemic!

Person B.) O', "The Reality Complex", why do you still bear to exist?

Person C.) whats worse is that were portions of text youre a ideit.

Person B.) What's worse is your carcinogen-producing grammar.

by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014

surreal reality

When your reality is like a hallucinatory quality of a dream. Seems unreal.

When my father passed, going to work seemed like I was in a surreal reality.

by Clevering January 25, 2018

burntual reality

The concept and idea of Burning Man and its sanctioned regional burns, but in the space of Virtual Reality.

In the year 2020, due to the Covid-19 pandemic, Burning Man and many of its regional burns were forced to cancel leaving hundreds of thousands of burners without a way to gather and express themselves. A small group known as Black Rock City VR (BRCVR.org) ventured into the realms of virtual reality, found the platform AltspaceVR, and struck a deal between The BM Org and AltspaceVR to hold the world's first, fully sanctioned, fully realized VIRTUAL BURN!

"WELCOME TO THE AGE OF BURNTUAL REALITY BABY!!!"

by King Max July 22, 2020

Captain’s Relish

Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.

Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.

Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018