Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.

Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”

by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020

Realisgamexia

Realisgamexia is a view in which your mind makes things in real life look like realistic video game graphics.

I have Realisgamexia.

by A made up psychological effect September 30, 2020

realises

when you realize that everything you've worked your whole life for has been a lie.

For realises?

by fantasywizards December 2, 2020

Realismmorphotivity

When your mind has been morphed into thinking real life looks like videogame graphics.

I have realismmorphotivity, I can't tell if what I'm looking at is videogame graphics or real life.

by photivity January 26, 2021

Realistate

A new branch of real estate created by moneybaggyo’s gf

I want... to teach me how to do realistate

by Chicherito March 17, 2021

Realis

1. Adj./Noun: Real/standard quality vape pods
2. Adj./Noun: a superior quality or true in nature object, individual or vibe
+opposite of boofus

1. Can I hit your realis?
2. Nah bro, you can’t name 5 brothers - you’re not realis. // That J was pure realis.

by Suhdudeyonder July 15, 2021

realistic.izuku

Realistic.Izuku is the nicest person ever. Talking to them is the highlight of my day

Realistic.izuku is very attractive in real life.

by Uraraka <3 July 17, 2021