rootlee

a mythical creature, rarely seen but can be identified by nappy dreads and the scent of marijuana. Known to roam soundscapes, commonly referred to as a "tripper"

i smell weed smoke, maybe there's a rootlee up in that tree

by poop8 January 8, 2012

Roofie Mom

Roofie Mom:- are the Moms who had to start working, in the easy credit age, so that the monthly house payments could be made on the super ostentatious house.

Such that a generation of (millenial¿) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!

A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a 𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐩 over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.

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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?

I never knew my mother, as she was a Roofie Mom; but we lived in a great house, in a great suburb.

by denko12 August 31, 2018

Roloflex

When living pull out the Rolodex to flex on these young ones.

Did you see the new CFO is roloflexing?

by FarmerJoe19 January 18, 2019

roofers nail bags

Saggy boobs / tits and another phrase like spaniel's ears

Look at that set of roofers nail bags

by baabaam May 14, 2022

relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon

"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"

by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009

dream roofie

Verb; When you remember hardly anything about your dream excluding one or two extremely vague details. Also, when you wake up, realize how awesome your dream was last night while mentally reminding yourself to tell someone, then completely forgetting what your dream was about ten minutes later.

Something about Chuck Norris... I don't know, I think I might have been slipped a dream roofie.

by pseudonympseudonympseudonymp December 3, 2010

Friend Roofie

Too add more alcohol to a friend's drink, when they're not looking.

Guys, Anne isn't looking! Friend roofie her drink!

by Vegasryn September 13, 2014