Ronald

A Ronald is a strong man, who on the inside is always fighting with himself. But past that is a man, that if you catch, you must hold on for dear life. He is passionate about many things, and never get on his bad side, or you'll regret it. He is sensitive, smart, uses big words to amuse himself with others confusion and he attracts many gorgeous woman. If he has his gaze on you, he will forever love you, one way or another. He is a drinker, and makes bad decisions, but in the end he always makes up for them and will apologize. Always forgive a Ronald. He'll need it.

"Don't worry. A day will come when our lives will intertwine again, so hope for that day, for it will arrive."
"You're such a Ronald.. I love you"

by RayyLove September 7, 2012

Ronald's Revenge

getting diarrhea after consuming food at Mcdonald's

I got Ronald's revenge after eating that big Mac

by Frankie D, February 15, 2007

Sloppy Ronald

A confused, dumbass, ridiculous, messy individual, mostly of the drunk type.

Amanda was dancing like such a SLOPPY RONALD last night.

Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.

Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.

by Katie 'Dubs' W. December 20, 2008

Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64

A bootleg Brazilian version of 1996's International Superstar 64, a soccer game for the Nintendo 64. It recently became the new Rick Roll of some sorts, where you never expect the opening to appear, but yet it does. Also one of the best games ever created by the human race, and can even be said unironically.

Guy 1: Damn I'm bored. What do you want to do besides play boring EA world famous FIFA?
Guy 2: How about we play Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64?
Guy 1: Damn hell no I don't even have a n64.
Wendy's Manager: *opens dumpster* Who the hell are you and why did you make a man cave inside of the dumpster behind the restaurant?
Guy 2: F U C K

by Dang_dats_not_bad May 9, 2020

Ronald McDonald

The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.

It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald

by the truth January 18, 2005

Ronaldinho

Only the most amazing soccer player in the present world. However, his teeth are a little big. Just a little.

"Ronaldinho reminds me of Bugs."
"Which bug?"
"I mean the bunny."
"Shut up. I want to watch the game."

by alicia May 30, 2004

Renaldo

The person you spend your whole life looking for. A handsome guy with a body that blows your breath away. He is an outgoing and bold person, but also the kindest guy you'll know. Girls drool over him. He is in love with one special girl that he would do anything for. If you get your hands on a Renaldo, don't ever let him go.

Person one: My heart keeps getting broken by jerks. Why cant i just find a guy that is good looking and treats me right?
Person two: You are looking for a Renaldo. He is the one.

by Murphy Mosquito November 11, 2019