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A confused, dumbass, ridiculous, messy individual, mostly of the drunk type.
Amanda was dancing like such a SLOPPY RONALD last night.

Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.

Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.

by Katie 'Dubs' W. December 15, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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