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michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018
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lachy reynolds

A stupid braindead single-celled Eukaryote algae Euglena gracilis.
"My name's Lachy Reynolds, I pooped my own pants"
"Impressed he knows what pants is"
by OH EM GEE EYE DEE GEE AYE EFF February 4, 2018
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raleigh reynolds

by 12rally July 13, 2022
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Ryan Reynolds

hey have you heard of ryan reynolds
no
by SILLY GOOSE FELLOW January 16, 2023
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Ryan Reynolds

God's perfect idiot. Gorgeous Canadian hunk. The actor noted for portraying Deadpool.
by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025
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Burnt Reynolds

Referring to someone strung out, nodded out from smoking 'blues' on foil (Reynolds aluminum foil)
She smoked so many pills she lookin' Burnt Reynolds
by Savage.breed October 1, 2022
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hunter reynolds

The best thing to ever walk this earth.
There was one time Hunter Reynolds walked past and I almost fainted at his beauty
by misticreyn April 6, 2019
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