Pussetious

Using humor to get out of a situation that got you scared like a bitch.pussy and facetious.

Quit acting like a pussetious ass bitch.

by Ranger3rd November 19, 2017

puppet leech

Generally a failure at life who lives off other people because he can't afford to live on his own. Expects other people to pay for him to live. Also see ugly ginger kid or rotted teeth monster. Changes opinions to fit what he believes she wants to hear.

Man have you seen Caleb he's such a puppet leech . He's a pathetic turd

by Dipshit 468 February 20, 2022

Blunder Puppet

Derogatory term for a human, of any gender, who just "Can't seem to do anything right"

George W. Bush is such a blunder puppet.

by Crimanon December 5, 2010

penis puppetiering

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!

OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!

by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017

Zipper Puppet

Homo, an asshole that is so gay, you can feel the gay eminating from their pores. (Faggot)

Wow, that guy sounds really fruity, must be a zipper puppet.

by SuperSpico October 3, 2019

Socialized Puppet

Someone who is swayed by society's trends without taking into consideration if it is right or wrong. They act out of status and not hospitality.

"Bobby, why didn't you post a video online of you screaming while doing a handstand in the middle of the road? Everyone is doing it."
Bobby: Because I'm not a socialized puppet. That is complete socialized puppetry.

by Oal3000 February 18, 2021

Angry Puppeteer

When one person is strung up to the ceiling like a marionette thinking they are just doing some rope/bandage play and the other person surprises them by violently fisting the “puppets” asshole

“I heard Curtis is in a wheelchair for the next few weeks because his wife Sarah gave him an Angry Puppeteer”

by Angry Mechanic April 25, 2021