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punching the cat

"As good as she was looking, I had to end the night by punching the cat."
by TBH September 2, 2003
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Punching the dark star

More commonly, but boringly, known as analingus.
Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.
by Bobo Debauchery June 11, 2011
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punchingbag

Someone who got abused by there dad when they got drunk.
Did you hear that Dryden Baker was a Punchingbag last night!
by Grand mac December 3, 2019
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hole punching

In computing, UDP hole punching refers to a commonly used NAT traversal technique.
by Bölima November 24, 2007
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butterfly punching

Butterfly punching is a common sport and pastime in Cedarburg, Wisconsin. The sport consists of locating the nearest butterfly, and punching it to death.
Kal disliked the butterflies in the zoo, so he punched them. His colleagues applauded his butterfly punching skill.
by Huskehn April 13, 2011
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Punching Bag

PUN-ching Bag (v) - The act of lifting the penis and inflicting pugilistic damage to the testicle area.
Alex barely recovered after Paige made a punching bag out of him.
by mr & jb September 7, 2006
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punching bag

noun. When engaging in sexual activity with a particularly flexible girl (gymnast, ballerina, etc.), lift the girl's hips and push them directly over her face, so that her knees are alongside both sides of her head. By then penetrating her vaginally from the other side, there will be unavoidable scrotal slappage to the face. In this way, the testicles are like small fists punching a punching bag, and her face is like said punching bag. When performed at a rapid tempo, can be referred to as the speed bag. Note, this move becomes much easier to pull off when the female has great flexibility or the male has really droopy balls.
After finding out that the girl sitting next to him at the bar was a yoga instructor, Franklin's first thought was that he would take her home and have a shot at the punching bag.

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As Bonnie was being slapped repeatedly in the face by Herman's testicles, she protested, "Hey! Easy there! What do I look like? A punching bag?!" Herman responded, "Bingo."
by Steve^O March 18, 2008
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