Girl: mom I'm a prostitute
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then
by ~:^) April 11, 2014
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The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.
The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.
"Man, with the way Lorna hangs around, you'd think she were your prostitute."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."
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Man2:yeah! John you think you can go down town and get us about ten prostitutes?
John: yeah I'm on it.
And that is an example of a prostitute orgy.
Man2:yeah! John you think you can go down town and get us about ten prostitutes?
John: yeah I'm on it.
And that is an example of a prostitute orgy.
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