proselytaser

An imaginary weapon to ward off those who distribute unsolicited religious literature to you in public proselytize+taser

I'm just so sick and tired of all this public proselytizing! If one more fanatic tries to convert me with a pamphlet about my supposed salvation, I'm going to reach into my handbag and zap them with my proselytaser!

by Stewart Gold aka Golda Stewart December 11, 2011

proselytase

PROSELYTASE ... pros·e·lyt·ase/ˈpräsələˌtayz/
Verb:
Attempting to convert (someone) from one political view, belief, or opinion to another without stopping until tongue tasing them to the ground..

"Maura pressed on to proselytase her views without noticing it was offensive, obnoxious, unappreciated, and generally was shocking people to near death". Not being a house-broken liberal (to say the least). being a overly liberal poop brainwash bend bias misinform mislead squeeze persuade proselyte proselytize sway turn

by CountrySwan October 25, 2011

praisecrastinate

Praisecrastinate: putting off one's tasks for a period of time by engaging in joyful worship.

Rachel: Hey Ted, what's up?
Ted: Oh, you know, trying to study but it's hard to get started.
Rachel: You're already looking at Facebook instead of working. Why not praisecrastinate by coming to costume worship in Andover Chapel? Dress up as your favorite religious person! I heard there'll be candy corn.
Ted: That sounds great. I'll put on my costume and meet you there.

by divstudent November 4, 2013

Prosetic

A poem that is prosaic in form but looks poetic also since it has rhymes.

My poems are not entirely prosaic nor poetic but in between i.e. 'prosetic', prosaic + poetic.

by Rajeeb2014 January 21, 2015

Prosexio

When you're role playing as a wizard and cast a spell to perform better.

"Harry I want more, grab your wand and cast Prosexio"

by Wizardsneedlovetoo April 25, 2020

Promise

A promise is a verbal agreement that both parties agree to complete. It can be based on business propositions or simple friendly gander.
Once a promise is made, it is upon you to complete it.
Promises kept is a sign of integrity.

I promised an art project with a dear friend many years ago; it's due time it was completed, although it might take another 30 years. As long as I complete it, my integrity is intact, and that is what is 🗝️.

by REBel Siren April 15, 2021

promiseadora

one of the best mutuals ☹️☹️

“promiseadora and her girlfriend are the cutest”

“yeah, she’s my favorite mutual”

by adora stan 😊😊 December 17, 2021