When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.
Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.
by Youngjeromeson January 18, 2014
by Nick Clarkes January 15, 2021
When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
by The_JDH January 18, 2017
by BOBWARPATH December 15, 2019
Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.
Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!
by Fameless April 24, 2017
by KtownBrian November 9, 2021
by BoardGameGuy August 7, 2023