procrasterbating

Using masturbation as a way to put things off.

"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."

by carpediemdps March 30, 2010

Procrasterbating

The act of procrastinating by masturbating.

Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?

Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

Procrasturbating

procrastinating because of masturbating

I should have been writing my literature essay, but I was procrasturbating.

by blackbluerose November 23, 2010

Procrasterbating

When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.

I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.

by FamishedPants March 18, 2012

Procrasturbating

The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.

They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.

by Napoleon Hangover July 13, 2009

Procrasturbating

To kill time by masturbating.

Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...

Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.

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by DbZ_smash May 7, 2010

proCRISTINAting

When a Cristina decides she would rather talk on iChat and facebook instead of completing school work and other important tasks in her life. A Cristina may also type nonsense for a while to keep herself busy.

I've been procristinating my life away because I hate school.

by truffletrussles November 16, 2009