prison rape

The funniest thing that cold ever happen to a sex offender

(1) Dude! Did you hear what happened to that Penn State coach? He got fucked in the shower last night! HAHAHAHAHA! Karma's a bitch, now he is one too!!!!!!

(2) In order to prevent prison rape, one must hold on to that soap and not drop it!

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

prison sex

In male prisons, same-sex relations that usually follow strict role assignments in which one or more prisoners is/are the the daddy, or dominant partner(s), who penetrate or receive fellatio from a submissive partner, who may or may not being a willing participant. While most prison sex follows this highly scripted pattern, there are occasionally flip-flops, men who penetrate or fellate each other by mutual consent.

I heard that afta 18 months locked up, DaShawn over on D-Block couldn't take doin' without no mo' and let that sissy on his tier give'em some prison sex.

by BxMuscle March 15, 2008

prisoner b33920

the prison ID of Charles Manson

prisoner b33920 wont be eligible for parole until 2012

by CRazyEi November 11, 2007

prison sex

the act of homosexual intercourse performed without the aid of lubrication.

Don't pick up the soap without your back to the wall lads.

by My May 12, 2003

Prison Rodeo

Identical to a normal rodeo - where the act of coitus is interrupted either by hidden friends or a whispered admission such as "I have syphilis..." and the objective is to maintain penetration for as long as possible despite the receiving partner's best efforts to "throw the rider" - except the prison rodeo involves anal sex (and a vastly increased risk of a horrible, horrible mess).

I was surprised when Ashley was willing to do anal - it turned what I'd had planned as a run-of-the-mill rodeo into a full-on prison rodeo.

by Johnny Panic February 27, 2009

prison lunch

an urban pimple on your ass.

i'm prison lunch, looky here!

or

i'm wearing a regular jacket but the rest of my ass iz prison.

by Commitment Elvis March 4, 2009

prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.

Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.

by docsabre May 20, 2007