pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.

Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?

by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022

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cheese pregnant

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese

Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes

by floofypoofymeowcats July 13, 2017

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2020 pregnant

COVID positive.

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"

by red phillips February 2, 2021

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Half Pregnant

When you think you might be pregnant

Brandie says she may be pregnant but too afraid to check. She is half pregnant

by BlkBubbles September 16, 2023

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only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."

by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011

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