bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response

during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues

by LMAO observer December 31, 2011

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 7, 2012

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

Pottinger

Someone who spins an elaborate web of lies to hide the fact that they are a thief

we had this girl doing work experience at my place, she kept pretending to be ill or in car crashes so everyone felt sorry for her, but in reality she was nicking loads of stuff from the office, what a Pottinger.

by Ivory Coast September 5, 2012

poking in the middle

An extension of poke, meaning explicitly to have sex with.

Think about where the organs involved are physically located and you'll understand where it came from.

I'm at work, so no poking in the middle for me.

by Evan B April 3, 2005

bum poking

v.

1. Anal sex, or other anal stimulation of a sexual partner by another. Can include methods such as digital manipulation, oral stimulation, or penetrative sex.

1. That chick is so drunk, she'd let you start bum poking her, man.

2. James gave me a vicious bum poking last night. It hurts so bad to even wipe my pussy after i pee, I really am not looking forward to having to poop.

by Psychokillah_qu'est-_que_c'est February 28, 2011

ring poking

aka : poking your ring

anal fingering

"real men poke their rings" - mc pokey bum wank

by Cakeslob, cracker January 12, 2005