the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

Dope Pope

Used to describe a really fucking cool person.
You gotta be top notch for this name.

Nikki: "Dude Matt, you are such a Dope Pope."
Matt: "Man I know."

by OMGNG February 09, 2011

Punching the Pope

verb: While masturbating, position your thumb so that on the downstroke, you stimulate the tip of the penis.

Punching the Pope is fun, and it gets the job done faster!

by Bigg Mike June 24, 2005

Cassadee Pope

The very talented and awesome lead singer or the pop/rock band, Hey Monday. Her fashion sense pwns and she inspires the young population that listen to the catchy tunes of Hey Monday

Teen #1: who's that?
Teen #2: look at her! awesome clothes, great voice, in an awesome band, it HAS to be cassadee pope!

by heyemily! March 15, 2009

is the pope a nazi

a form of sarcasm to answer 'yes' to a question. as the current pope was part of the nazi youth.

a: fancy a quick pint?

b: is the pope a nazi?

by ..: r : o : b : C :.. January 03, 2007

Pope Tipping

New sport invented by a crazy woman on Christmas Eve, 2009.
The competive act of knocking down an elderly Pope.

Wow! Did you see that woman leap across those pews to set a new Pope Tipping record? 1.73 seconds! That's two one hundreths better than last year's time.

by Johnat24th December 26, 2009

Soaping the Pope

The accidental act of getting soap stuck in the urethra of an uncircumsized penis ; as an erect uncircumsized penis resembles the hat of a pope.

Steve, what was all that noise coming from the bathroom?

Well mom, I was taking a shower, and i accidentally soaped the pope!

Word: Soaping the Pope

by ThePopeSoaper February 25, 2011