Pootypurrr

someone who dosn't give a shit about what others think and will express what is on their mind even at the expense of others well being in life

did you hear what that pootypurrr called me? i dont know how im going to go on living.

by pootycrew November 21, 2010

pooty fart

adj; used to describe frustrated

Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!

by wove muffin November 25, 2010

pootycooting

Wasting time when you should be productive, procrastinating. Can also be used in a situation in which one or more persons are not paying attention the way they should.

As per others, can be used as a sexual innuendo.

Pat, stop pootycooting around and look here!

OR:
Paul and Leanna, that pootycooting should be taking place in private!

by adgasefsa March 24, 2011

Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.

Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."

by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011

pooty tag

A form of tattoo placed on one's ass

Pull down your pants and show me that new tattoo . Wow that is one nice pooty tag!!

by dee62 August 7, 2011

Pootyfart

A stinky swift wind that blows out of the rectum so smooth that nobody notices, yet smells like the shit they call New Jersey

Awgh man..... You just left a pootyfart didn't you...

My pootyfart brings all the girls to the yard...

by jacquethegreat September 18, 2012

Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 29, 2014