A stinky swift wind that blows out of the rectum so smooth that nobody notices, yet smells like the shit they call New Jersey
Awgh man..... You just left a pootyfart didn't you...
My pootyfart brings all the girls to the yard...
My pootyfart brings all the girls to the yard...
by jacquethegreat September 18, 2012
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Excessive consumption of marijuana. To swallow smoke. The opposite of pot burp. Farting while getting high.
I smoked so much weed last week-end, I had a potfart. My farts smelled like pot. My wife said my farts smelled like ganja.
by snowyday September 3, 2011
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A turd honking for the right-of-way.
A turd honking for the right-of-way.
Thomas was ready for his afternoon powershit, after hours of gas pains he finally passed a poppyfart to prime himself.
I finally let that poopyfart go that was being blocked by my morning shit.
I finally let that poopyfart go that was being blocked by my morning shit.
by Cbaker March 8, 2008
Get the poopyfart mug.Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.
The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.
by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008
Get the postfartum depression mug.The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.
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