poontardo

A person who acts like a poon and a tardo seemingly in an instant or simultaneously.

That dude at the bar last night was scared to talk to any hot chicks, then out of nowhere he shat himself and started dry humping every girl in the place including the fugly butterface. What a poontardo!

by #sukit March 2, 2015

Poontang man

A guy who sneaks around having sex with other men's wives and girlfriends while they're away.

Also the name of a song sung by American blues singer Shirley Brown

Hey, you need to talk to your son before he get himself killed trying to be the poontang man with Ray Ray's wife.

by Mackendeez March 4, 2018

Poofwa

(poof-woh) verb1. action of making a fart sound 2. slight fart sound that rattles the "cheeks" 3. inside joke between only two people meaning, "I Just Farted"

"Hey dude, poofwa!" "Bruh, that's gnarly!"

by Flabbergasted Boi August 27, 2019

attack poofter

An aggressive gay used to attack straight people by their "handler".

Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.

by The_green_fairy June 30, 2014

bloody poofter

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic

Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing

by Massive Legend June 9, 2018

Shlan poofa

A way for Ken and Barbie to refer to their foot fetish without it being clear to the children watching it. All so it's pg

I have a shlan poofa.

by Greg4321 July 19, 2019

FILLING THE POONTANK

Having sex to orgasm with a woman vaginally

WHEN KENNYI WAS FILLING THE POONTANK SO HE WAITED ON THE PORCH.

by neverlad February 11, 2015