Floop the pooch

When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.

Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”
Damn, he really flooped the pooched!

I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.

I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.
by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022
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Cooch Pooch

by Silairam June 12, 2023
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Pooch hound

A mixed breed of two hounds or more
by frolo December 22, 2016
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pooch screwer

The one that does it: Screws the pooch.
Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!
by YAWA February 13, 2023
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Pooch Wrapped

The act of wrapping your hand around your partner's penis and jacking him off.
A: Dude, did you get lucky last night?

B: Nah man, I only got pooch wrapped.
by yomamma80 June 19, 2011
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G Pooch

The skin between the penis and the ass and/or the vagina and the ass. This part of the body typically smells bad and needs to be cleaned frequently.
Wow, Jack's G Pooch is disgusting. Last night while we were hooking up I came across it and screamed. He is unhygienic.
by Chelsea Leigh Allen October 19, 2008
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Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".
I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole
by Jeffinitely June 30, 2011
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