G Pooch

The skin between the penis and the ass and/or the vagina and the ass. This part of the body typically smells bad and needs to be cleaned frequently.

Wow, Jack's G Pooch is disgusting. Last night while we were hooking up I came across it and screamed. He is unhygienic.

by Chelsea Leigh Allen February 22, 2009

Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".

I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole

by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011

Dick pooch

The pubic bone of a man

He shaves his dick pooch for the ladies

by CrazyKrissi September 7, 2018

Pooch hound

A mixed breed of two hounds or more

I love walking my pooch hound

by frolo January 8, 2017

Average Pooch

A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.

Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.

Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.

by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020

Cooch Pooch

Cervix and Uterus area.

She got kicked in the cooch pooch!

by Silairam June 12, 2023

Floop the pooch

When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.

Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”

Damn, he really flooped the pooched!

I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.

I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.

by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022