pikey-mobil

The classic mode of transport of an average pikey. Normally a Mitsubishi Raider or a similar style full of pikeys yodling out the windows. Often chase bicyclists honking loudly and singing 'High on a hill'.

Oh no, here comes another pikey-mobil. Get out your rifles lads.

by Scar Flare September 9, 2007

Plide

Nonsense word, a combination of the words plotting and biding. To remain immobile for long periods of time, broken only by intermittent bursts of cackling.

"...He watches, plide -ing with eyes in two, the right is quick with words afew..." -The Jabberwock, Lewis Carrot

by Lynkis January 20, 2013

wannabe pikey

A Wannabe Pikey is a middle-class inverted snob 11 to 16 year old, who's keen to be seen and heard as working class chav, and/or pikey.

Wannabe Pikeys try their hardest to look hard and get the gear and bling just right. Usually more obnoxious and violent than the real thing. Dead giveaway is being spotted driving their own small hatchback mummy's just bought, usually full of similarly styled mates. Real Pikeys' walk or ride buses to smoke in. My daughters schools' full of em, and famous for it!.

by Shederector May 22, 2006

hasan piker

A left-wing-leaning YouTuber who takes the reign as the biggest beta cuck soy shell of a man. Easily one of the biggest hypocrites on the internet with a repulsive personality and braindead societal takes insulting his fellow men.

"Sam Hyde should knock the fuck out of that loser Hasan Piker and his stupid ass glasses>"

by Hey whats up guys its scarce August 23, 2023

peiken

sextoy
douchebag
used condom
tree's penis
peikachu
pron mags
african/brazilian/australian/canadian pornstar
little asian prostitute works for $.50 an hour
rofl owned

omgsh i used peiken for sex last night!

by Bobby Slutty May 4, 2008

Pike Pussy Ale

A gentleman's brew bottled especially for the enjoyment of all Pike Pussies...Sir Edward, Sir William, Sir Lawrence, Sir Herbert, Sir Jerome, and Sir Roger.

The consumption of large amounts of Pike Pussy Ale may affect men's eyesight causing women to appear more attractive thus increasing the chances of getting laid.

by CapnRog March 2, 2009

Jason Pike

Noun: A person who avoids work or effort

Man you are such a Jason Pike

by Bob Flanagan September 29, 2013