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alexander

A very handsome, perfect, tall, sweet, generous, protective, strong, brave man that makes a perfect person to hang out with or be around in general. Alexanders are usually great fighters. A alexander has a great taste and women and only shows his crazy side to his true friends. A alexander has a big penis and is great in bed. If you meet a alexander, dont let them go i can promise you will regret it.
Look at that handsome tall man over there, he's so cute and I've heard he's big under the waist. His name is probably Alexander
by TheCookieMonsterOfFood November 19, 2017
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Alexander

A man who is quite skinny, funny, and can occasionally wear glasses. Alexander is so skinny, in fact, that he can even have a nickname such as "Stringbean." If you know Alexander you are always laughing. Alexander is not an athletic man, but it is hilarious when he tries to play sports. Alexander is secretly a video game nerd, who loves to play Call of Duty late at night when he is grounded. Overall, he is a great man.
Hey did you see Alexander last night?

Nah, Stringbean got grounded again
by BallislifeXIV January 12, 2016
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Alexander Tejada

A Hard Headed Person, Really Fucking Hot, But A Bit Of A Douche Bag.

Is A Sexy Beast Animal Thing Type Pokemon.
Alexander Tejada Is So Fucking Hott.
-Pow
by Paola Romero July 19, 2009
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Alexander

Lets get real here, my name is Alexander and I know other Alexanders that are useless and probably the most dullest people alive. The secret is, is that names do not matter at all on the overall outcome of the person. Oh, and by the way the Actual meaning of alex is greek and means the defender of man.... do you see me defending anyone??? No I like Cars, Video Games, Music, ect like most people. Get a grip guys!!!!
Oh yea, I know Alexander! He is that 6.6 heavy set polish guy with the BMW. What about him?
by Zaluska the Polak January 25, 2019
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Alexander Downer

(or Downer) Aust, Lit: Australian Foreign Affairs Minister. Also;

n.
1) Any servile lackey. (see john howard)

2) Any sad and lonely person happily pwned by idiots for the sake of any company at all.

3) A useless object (see white elephant), any object serving no legitimate or practical purpose.

4) A happy and inane waffler (see logorrhea, Arnold Rimmer), any person talking to excess about nothing of significance while sporting a dumb smile.

adj.
5) (fashion) Ugly and ill-fitting clothing making men look like women or else making women look too much like men. Also, unattractive. (see fugly)

v.
6)To enjoy being stupid.
1) Mitch is my bitch, Mitch is my (Alexander) Downer. I keep him on a tight leash.

2) Greg could be an Alexander Downer at times. He didn't mind following the biggest losers around if it meant he could save himself from a moment spent alone.

3) That shitty car turned out to be a complete Alexander Downer. It cost a small fortune and never worked.

4) Peter did a total (Alexander) Downer on us. Talking for about thirty minutes on the importance of snails in history.

adj.
5) "Darlin, I hate to tell you but that's a total (Alexander) Downer jacket. It makes your boobs look small and it makes your shoulders look too masculine."

v.
6)(Downing, Downering, Alexander Downering) "Gazza was drunk and tripping, happily Downering the night away, talking to his own feet."
by Costa Del Barto June 26, 2006
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alexander bell

TELEPHONE.

Leading from the chap who invented audio telegraphy ('Marconi' simply doesn't have the same connotation in the English speaking world).

I think this is a uniquely Aussie expression, but may be in use elsewhere.
He's not at work. Try and get him on his alexander bell.
by Dave Sheedy September 2, 2006
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alexander james

A nerd who is slightly adorable. He has a wonderful sense of humor despite is pessimistic attitude. He is a Self-Doubter with a great accent. He has an uncanny likeness to many other people. He has some very depressing backstory.
Me: There goes that Alexander James
Someone: Isnt that guy weird?
by phillippbj November 26, 2016
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