pervert

Someone who is obsessed with sex, watches porn, or relates everything that is said to sex.

Dude stop looking at that porn website, you're such a pervert!

All you do is watch porn all day man, you have no life, pervert!

Stop being such a pervert, you've been on that site for two hours.

Josh: So did you ask your parents if you can come over today?
Jake (Pervert): Ha, you said cum.

by Adam Yakatori May 29, 2008

Pervert

75% of most people that uses urban dictionary

OMG!!!!! Thats what you call a pervert.

by Kawaii Melon May 26, 2018

perverse miracle

a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.

Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?

If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?

by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009

Merv the Perv

A guy from Port Coquitlam who enjoys the site of pre-pubescent girls a little too much. Known to stroke himself outside of elementary schools in the greater Vancouver area. Children in the area have given him the nickname "Merv the Perv" since he looks much more like a Merv than his real name of Corey ("the Perv" part of the nickname is self-explanatory).

Little girl 1: Isn't that Merv the Perv over there sitting in his car with his hand in his pants staring at us?

Little girl 2: Oh no! Tell Mr. Johnson to call the police. I think Corey is up to his old tricks again!

Little girl 1: This is PoCo...the police don't care.

by pocowhitepower February 4, 2013

to catch a pervert

a MSNBC Dateline show where host Chris Hansen, a team of decoys disguised as underage youth, a hidden camera crew and law enforcement personnel. They have an elaborate scheme bordering on entrapment where they set out to reel in perverted adult men trying to hook up online, then in person with underage youth.

That guy last night on "to catch a pervert" really started crying when they tackled and handcuffed him. Hansen, the crew, and the cops were lovin' it! They know he's gonna get pounded every day for 20 years by his cell mates. I don't mean just beat down-he's gonna have a sore butt.

by busterboner August 31, 2009

pervasaur

An eldery pervert. Most likely impotent but often seen flirting with baristas and waitresses.

Oh my god, this pervasaur sitting next to me on the bus just tried to grope me when the bus lurched.

by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse February 19, 2008

perve cop

A police officer who poses as a young person (usually female) on the internet to entrap pervs looking to hook up.

"How'd I know the 13 YO was a perve cop? They busted me for just wanting to be her friend."

by Old Bogus April 10, 2008