double platinum

having sex more than 20 times in a consecutive 3 day period of time with one person.
warning: it will make you sore.

person 1: man i'm so exhausted. i just went double platinum this past weekend.
person 2: wow. thats harder than the boston marathon!
person 1: oh yeah. i'm going to get some sesame chicken now.

by jmoney$la November 1, 2007

platinum

bling blings

iced out

by blitz jean January 2, 2004

Platinum

When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:

Bronze-Your joke Stinks

Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle

Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long

Platinum-The joke lives on forever

Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!

by J-Badizzle July 25, 2008

Spittin-Platinum

When you're gassing up a chick so good that she ready to give up the butt either that night or in the near future!

I was Spittin-Platinum to shorty last night, so she said is going to come over to my house to have sex.

by Munir Waiters November 18, 2003

The Platinum Rule

Victimize people with your own pathology. It's intended to be used selectively. How do I know? I wrote the damn thing.

Hym "Yeah, but see, now you're not doing YOUR thing. You're the thing I ascribe to all of you. The Platinum Rule. And you're using it as intended. That's called 'Me being correct.' Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2022

platinum boy

n. 20 consecutive farts.

This guy's the master; he pulled off a platinum boy with 20 farts.

by O'Doyle March 24, 2005

platinum

An accessory which is required by any homie who wants to earn respect /or to be taken seriously. Always diamond encrusted and worn like a chain, around the neck or wrist.

"Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?"

by omaR April 18, 2003