Being completely off your face after the consumption of only a minor amount of alcohol. Named after one Nick Platt, the foremost scholar on the subject
A friend downs 1-3 standard drinks, then proceeds to profess his unconditional love for all those around him or her. Plattstered people generally demonstrate all the characteristics seen in drunken people, including:
- Abusiveness
- Loss of Coordination
- Loudness
- Loss of inhibition
However, these effects are completely out of proportion with the amount of alcohol consumed.
- Abusiveness
- Loss of Coordination
- Loudness
- Loss of inhibition
However, these effects are completely out of proportion with the amount of alcohol consumed.
by B.Bear May 30, 2008
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In Nebraska... Where to begin... Let's start by breaking down the name, Platts-mouth. Let's start with Platts. The Platte River flows just outside of the town. This river is usually flooded. That part was easy (Platte=platts). Now, this may be a hard one. Mouth, yes mouth. Mouth comes from the hick term 'cock hole' which is an appropriate name. I don't know why we don't just name the town 'Cock Hole'. So yeah Platte = Platts and Cock Hole = Mouth.
There is enough background for you.
The town is Anti-everything. All people are White, well, kind of. There are very few other races than white. These races include:
Latino
and that's it. (like serious. There are three mexican kids in the high school)
So. Back to the hicks. A lot of people live in trailers and they have very few teeth (this is ideal for blowjobs). They also wear camouflage John Deere hats.
HMMMM... What else? Oh yeah! They hate Jews (True story).
They are also not big fans of African Americans. There are zero Black people in Plattsmouth. Deaf people have heard more words than black people are in Plattsmouth.
One notable group whom spawned from Plattsmouth is the KKK. If you guessed that the KKK stands for the Kool Kids Klub, You're dead fucking wrong :DD It's just a bunch of guys who like to dress up as ghosts. It's like cub scouts because you get like badges 'n' shit. BUT ANYWAYS. You know your town is racist when it has a faire called the 'King Korn Karnival'.
There is enough background for you.
The town is Anti-everything. All people are White, well, kind of. There are very few other races than white. These races include:
Latino
and that's it. (like serious. There are three mexican kids in the high school)
So. Back to the hicks. A lot of people live in trailers and they have very few teeth (this is ideal for blowjobs). They also wear camouflage John Deere hats.
HMMMM... What else? Oh yeah! They hate Jews (True story).
They are also not big fans of African Americans. There are zero Black people in Plattsmouth. Deaf people have heard more words than black people are in Plattsmouth.
One notable group whom spawned from Plattsmouth is the KKK. If you guessed that the KKK stands for the Kool Kids Klub, You're dead fucking wrong :DD It's just a bunch of guys who like to dress up as ghosts. It's like cub scouts because you get like badges 'n' shit. BUT ANYWAYS. You know your town is racist when it has a faire called the 'King Korn Karnival'.
according to UD my definition is too long. so here
To the high school!
The high school has about 500 students and about 99% are white, which explains their lack of talents in sports such as but not limited to:
football
soccer
basketball
Track & Field
Competitive hotdog eating
other shit
The women are whoreish
a few have babies
a lot are fat.
some might have rabies
none are black
-_________________- UMADBRO?
The whole Plattsmouth scene is very out of the loop.
They have not heard of Dubstep
They only listen to mainstream shitty rap
They just found out what planking is (Hi this is 2001 we want our trending twitter topic back)
The world is all about cone-ing now.
To sum it up, Plattsmouth is a bunch of racist Newfag hicks (with the exception of a few kids).
To the high school!
The high school has about 500 students and about 99% are white, which explains their lack of talents in sports such as but not limited to:
football
soccer
basketball
Track & Field
Competitive hotdog eating
other shit
The women are whoreish
a few have babies
a lot are fat.
some might have rabies
none are black
-_________________- UMADBRO?
The whole Plattsmouth scene is very out of the loop.
They have not heard of Dubstep
They only listen to mainstream shitty rap
They just found out what planking is (Hi this is 2001 we want our trending twitter topic back)
The world is all about cone-ing now.
To sum it up, Plattsmouth is a bunch of racist Newfag hicks (with the exception of a few kids).
by hookersNblow July 8, 2011
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We stopped to get gas in Plattsburgh before we hit the border.
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Get the dinner plates mug.The "plating of the lamb" is: the wrapping of both legs behind the head by a naked female causing the vaginal region, specifically the labias and clitoris, to protrude in an open display of various consistencies that often resembles a small lamb attempting to suckle.
The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.
The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.
I walked into the party to see Carrie plating the lamb. I wanted to vomit, but the guys seemed to love it.
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2. A means by which an individual can announce his or her contraction of one or more sexually transmitted diseases without actually stating what it or they are for privacy
2. A means by which an individual can announce his or her contraction of one or more sexually transmitted diseases without actually stating what it or they are for privacy
1. Sheila got the platinum splash from her boyfriend
2. Fred decided to tell his parents that he had contracted the platinum splash, rather than endure the pain of explaining that he had both herpes and genital warts
2. Fred decided to tell his parents that he had contracted the platinum splash, rather than endure the pain of explaining that he had both herpes and genital warts
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